- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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