- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Obama lin Baden.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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