- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

A midget walked under a bar.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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