- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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