A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

When life throws knives at you, run away.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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