What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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Sex

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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