What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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