- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

"hey do you know the date" "58"

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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