A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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What stops a train? A missile

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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