- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

A boy with red hair is happy.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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