- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

I just threw up..In my pants.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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