- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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