- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

What page are you on The gay page.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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