- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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