- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

The Labour Party.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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