How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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