- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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