- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

Who wants water? I do.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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