- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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