- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Knock Knock. Not home.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

how much fish could a chicken

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