What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

knock,knock you suck

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

YOLO

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

penis?

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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