- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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