Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

thumb_up thumb_down -6

XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops