Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

Your Mother

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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