Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What's better than a stick? A stone

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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