Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What page are you on The gay page.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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