What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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