Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Chlamydia

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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Canadians

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