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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

One, two, three, four and five

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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