- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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