Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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