Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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