- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

You know what's catchy? A cold

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

A Mormon walks into a bar

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

it was all Tagart

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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