What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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