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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

Small Penis.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

why did sally drown cause she was black

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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