- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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