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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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