James Patrick Campbell

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Fox News

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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