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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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