- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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