A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Can anyone Lenin money?

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

The child was fired from his job.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Anti Joke

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