What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Screw it you write the joke.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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