- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

A dog is always in the pushup position.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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