- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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