- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Why was the man sad His got raped

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Face...the other white meat!

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

You know what's catchy? A cold

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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