Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

What is green and is not grass A frogg

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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