who is not good looking? mon morello

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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Anti Joke

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