Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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