An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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