- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God is real.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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