- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

Jebron Lames.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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