What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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