What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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