- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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