Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

The Princess is in another castle

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Fat? Jesse Z

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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