What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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Tall asians

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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