like this or you will die at some point in your life

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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