- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??