- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

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