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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Who wants water? I do.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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