- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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