- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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