- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Chuck Norris is dead......

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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