Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

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Anti Joke

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