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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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