- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

woman's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

your mama so old, shes dead.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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