Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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