- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

I like poop in my butt

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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